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Comics for Kids 2018

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An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the students raised her hand.

“Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be president?”

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, "HEY! We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, "You have a drink named Harry?

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?

She threw away all the W&W's

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

How can you tell Ronald McDonald at the nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns!